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When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman
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When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Cheaters gon' cheat.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Shockingly, that vent does not work.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

When the hotel staff has your back 100%.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

When you turn on the lights in your hotel room and get boobs instead.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

At least he rated them highly in the other categories.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Customer service is the bomb.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Who the fuck built this?



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

OP finally delivers.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Even the towel buddies are jerkin' it.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

'Disney's Grand Californian Hotel checking in. $1,100 a night.....also 1 ply' those cheap bastards.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Hotel toilet stops working and they discover the problem....



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Arf arf!



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

A room with a view.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Because that makes sense.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

You gotta take a leap of faith if you wanna sit near the window.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Why get a hotel room when the curb is free?



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Lazy.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

When you invite some rando to bang you in a hotel and you get what's coming to you.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

People trying to steal the minifridge like they won't get charged for it later.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Barf.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

True love.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

And the steps are where....?



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

But I love drugs and whoring!



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

CLOSE ENOUGH.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Paid extra for a room with a view, got this instead.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Some lovely Motel 6 drama for you.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Ahhhh the joys of your shirtless boyfriend shaping your eyebrows with a razor in a motel parking lot, while your toddler wanders around aimlessly..



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

And on that day zero things were bought.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Parrot Bay is for bitches.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

When you're one of the 'annoying' athiests....



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Perfect placement.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

All we said was that we have a movie theater, not that it's any good.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

DICK POOL.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Assholes.



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

Who needs emergency exits when there's windows to be used?



When Your Hotel Is Either Top-Notch Or A Dumpster With A Doorman

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